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Tuesday, 15 September 2009

The Boatman Pub (Chesterton)




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The Boatman Pub (Chesterton)

I'm all of a Quiver,
I'm Down by the River.
Fat girls, Wet Dogs,
Old men wearing togs,

A glass of Rose,
The Race for Life day.
A babe in arms,
Girls with their charms,

Queer old guy in Hawaiain shirt,
Two young men with whom to flirt,
Canal boats, canoes,
Sandals for shoes,

The heady mix of Boots perfume,
A copper beach, in full bloom,
Lily pads catch my eye,
Ducks float by,
Most agreeable weather,
The Cambridge Riviera!

Eat More Fruit




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Eat More Fruit

Fruit is a curious thing for sure,
Ni fish, nor fowl nor meat,
Bestowed upon the earth for us,
A healthy food to eat.

Bananas, apples, orange, pears,
Pineapples (large and small),
Grapefruits, melons, kiwis and limes,
Tescos has them all!

So put away your pots and pans,
Not necess'ry to cook,
Just peel, and cut them with a knife
And then you'll be in luck

For anti-oxidants will course
Throughout your whole body.
And it is said that they prolong
Your life expectancy!